I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sa... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Growing marijuana is like having a Pharmacy Farm, and of all the drugs, the ones from Mother Nature are the best."

"I’m an all-the-water-I-can-drink-in-a-flower-vase kind of lover. Roses and batteries sold separately."

"I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping."

"Eat, fast, and then eat fast. It’s a diet for both the body and the soul."

"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."