I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sa... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you."

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"Candle making is a half-ass business, because the product is only useful half the day, at night. Why not make candles that double as dildos, and make it a whole-ass business."
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