More quotes by Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."
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"Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god."
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Read More
"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal."
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Read More
"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy."
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Read More
"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal."
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Read More