I speak gibberish to the civilized world and it replies in k... - Kurt Vonnegut

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward."

"To be is to do - SocratesTo do is to be - SartreDo Be Do Be Do - Sinatra"

"The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon."

"The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected."

"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."