More quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

"Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician."
"Somebody gets into trouble, then gets out of it again. People love that story. They never get tired of it."
"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."
"A book is an arrangement of twenty-six phonetic symbols, ten numerals, and about eight punctuation marks, and people can cast their eyes over these and envision the eruption of Mount Vesuvius or the Battle of Waterloo."
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."