If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eye... - Kurt Vonnegut

"I speak gibberish to the civilized world and it replies in kind."

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward."

"Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "It might have been."

"I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool."

"You are better than you think. A-one, a-two a-three."