More quotes by J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

"when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you"right under your nose."
"I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot."
"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."
"The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs--if yours are really good ones and theirs aren't. You think if they're intelligent and all, the other person, and have a good sense of humor, that they don't give a damn whose suitcases are better, but they do. They really do."
"I'm not trying to tell you,"he said "that only educated men are able to contribute something valuable to the world. It's not so.But I do say that educated and scholarly men, if they're brilliant and creative to begin with--which, unfortunately, is rarely the case--tend to leave infinitely more valuable records behind them than men do who are MEREly brilliant and creative."