when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuc... - J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
"when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you"right under your nose."
"when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you"right under your nose."
"I am always saying "Glad to've met you"to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though."
"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though."
"Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will."
"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."
"When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody."