More quotes by J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

"The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding."
"The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs--if yours are really good ones and theirs aren't. You think if they're intelligent and all, the other person, and have a good sense of humor, that they don't give a damn whose suitcases are better, but they do. They really do."
"when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you"right under your nose."
"You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it."
"Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it."