More quotes by J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

"If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you"signs in the world. It's impossible."
"I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot."
"The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding."
"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though."
"You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it."