I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have... - Bob Newhart

"Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one."

"People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail."

"People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail."

"The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place."

"I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing."