I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have... - Bob Newhart

"I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing."

"What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor."

"I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an affection for it."

"People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail."

"The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place."