I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affe... - Bob Newhart

"Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one."

"The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place."

"I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable."

"I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that."

"I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing."