What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry s... - Bob Newhart

"I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that."

"Humor is so important to the American scene throughout history."

"People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail."

"I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable."

"I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing."