What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry s... - Bob Newhart

"I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable."

"People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail."

"Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one."

"People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail."

"I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that."