If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay. - Beryl Dov

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."