More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"
"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."
"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."