If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay. - Beryl Dov
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."
"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."
"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"
"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."