If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay. - Beryl Dov

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."