More quotes by Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"
"Prepare to evacuate soul in five, in four, three, two, one."
"Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you."
"This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time."
"You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world."