"Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to tell them what to do about it. I'll tell them what to do. Don't get bitten in the first place. (quoting Dr. Struan Sutherland)"
"Lovers of print are simply confusing the plate for the food."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"Life is wasted on the living."
"First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure."
"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat."