More quotes by Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

"Wisdom mitigates the risk of being honest."
"Diversion weakens thy mind."
"Smartass Disciple: Master, you should teach people not to do war to each other.Master of Stupidity: I should teach people how to win their minds of their wars."
"Anyone who doesn't fear God, has no idea at all about Him."
"It's the mind that sees, not eyes."