#Men

"Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly."

"There are men with heart and soul that respect values and tradition then there are men with no heart that are manipulators and couldn't care less about values or tradition they both have friendly faces don't be fooled learn the difference by Bonnie Zackson Koury"

"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."

"Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick."

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

"A romantic man often feels more uplifted with two women than with one: his love seems to hit the ideal mark somewhere between two different faces."

"Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish well alike to each other qua good, and they are good in themselves."

"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."

"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."

"The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life."

"I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives."

"Foolish men always believe that a little knowledge will give them control over the world, but it is no more than a display of their vanity."

"A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh."

"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."

"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."

"Men and women can absolutely be friends, and that's what we need to be. Part of the problem is that we aren't friends enough. Our relationships are negotiations, and that is not friendship."

"I fall in love with you four times a year: winter, spring, summer, and fall. The leaves may change, but how I feel about you does not."

"Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries."

"Women that can work a camera with ease often work men just as effortlessly for both require the same commitment to vanity and manipulation."

"Man...heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her."