In my opinion, there are two things that can absolutely not... - Orson Welles

"On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!'"

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."

"You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch."

"We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone."