#translation

"All religions are based on obsolete terminology."

"I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur."

"Never trust the translation or interpretation of something without first trusting its interpreter."

"I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?"

"In my opinion, there are two things that can absolutely not be carried to the screen: the realistic presentation of the sexual act and praying to God."