More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"
"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."
"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."
"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."