Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangl... - Beryl Dov

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."