More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."
"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."
"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."
"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."