"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."
"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."
"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"
"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."