To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,... - Beryl Dov

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."