"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."
"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."