More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."
"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."
"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."
"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."
"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"