"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."
"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."