More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."
"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."
"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."