"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."
"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."
"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."
"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."
"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."