"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."
"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."
"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."