"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."
"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."
"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."
"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."
"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"