More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."
"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."
"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."