Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're kill... - Beryl Dov

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."