Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live in... - John Green

"Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness."

"Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting."

"When she fucked up all those years ago, just a little girl terrified into paralysis, she fell onto the enigma of herself."

"If people were rain, I'd be a drizzle and she'd be a hurricane."

"Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page,"Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried."