Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live in... - John Green

"When she fucked up all those years ago, just a little girl terrified into paralysis, she fell onto the enigma of herself."

"Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you."

"If people were rain, I'd be a drizzle and she'd be a hurricane."

"The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the main ways that writing is different from ballet dancing."

"Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page,"Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried."