More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."
"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"