"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."
"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."
"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"
"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."
"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."