More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."
"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"
"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."
"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."
"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."