More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."
"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."
"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."
"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."
"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."