"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."
"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."
"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."
"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."