"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"
"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."
"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"
"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."
"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."