"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."
"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."
"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"
"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."
"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."
"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."