More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."
"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."
"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."
"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."
"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."