More quotes by Beryl Dov

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."
"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."