More quotes by Beryl Dov

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."
"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."
"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."
"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."
"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."