Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants,... - Beryl Dov

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"