More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."
"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."
"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."
"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."
"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"