"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"
"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."
"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."
"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."
"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."