More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."
"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."
"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."
"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."