"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."
"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."
"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."
"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."
"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."