"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."
"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"
"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."
"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."
"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."