"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."
"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."
"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."
"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."
"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."