"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."
"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."
"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"
"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."
"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."