More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."
"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."
"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."
"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."
"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."