Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the ban... - Beryl Dov

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."