More quotes by Lou Holtz

"When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin."
"It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it."
"Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it."
"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."
"You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him."