Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in lov... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"I’m an only child, and therefore I gave birth to my parents, because if it weren’t for me, they wouldn’t even be parents."
"I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life."
"I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I studied door-to-door salesmanship. This was before the doorbell was invented."
"I fall in love with you four times a year: winter, spring, summer, and fall. The leaves may change, but how I feel about you does not."
"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."