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"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

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"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."