Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonel... - Beryl Dov

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."