More quotes by Beryl Dov

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."
"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."